According to the protocol, the capsule was never manufactured. It simply appeared after a Solana block finalized, perfectly clean, already sealed, and labeled PUMP ONC. Every attempt to scan the contents returned the same result: “community detected.”
Clinical-looking.
Completely unserious.
pumpons is the label. $pumpons is the compound. The visual language is clean-room glass, pale mint reflections and suspiciously precise typography — because the funniest meme is the one that looks like it passed quality control.